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It seemed Euan was all for keeping his word that week. First the date, and then arranging another lunch with Vee after he pulled out on their drinks arrangement to fuck off to Amsterdam. It might have had something to do with the fact that Vee threatened to pluck out his short and curlies if he didn't make some time for her. He wasn ( Read more... )

When it took Euan almost five days to sleep off the jet lag from returning to London, it left him wondering if coming to this fucking place was even worth it. Every time he tried to wake himself up, the tiredness just battled it and won out. He spent most of the week passed out in his hotel room, living on room service or chips from the place down ( Read more... )

Virginia Stewart was starting to more than understand why a cop's significant other went crazy. Or maybe it was just because she was so used to being a cop, and knowing that there was a case going on and she couldn't help was driving her crazy. Unlike Euan she'd had no entrapment that she could do to make herself feel useful. The only thing she ( Read more... )

[Follows THIS]Just when Euan was sure things couldn't get more shit, he woke up the morning after the night with Gee feeling like he really was having a heart attack. Which would have been fine, but he couldn't stop coughing to actually acknowledge that it might be heart failure. He was coughing to the point of choking and he had both Matt and Vee ( Read more... )

[Follows THIS]Euan's cold had reached a climax, and all he could think about was reaching another climax of his own. His nose wouldn't stop running, he was only just hanging onto his voice by a thread, even if it was scratchy and hoarse, he was sneezing and coughing, his eyes were red and stingy, and he was now surrounded by a pile of cold and flu ( Read more... )

4.22. Something always takes the place
Of missing pieces
You can take and put together even though
You know there's something missing
Missing - BeckEuan and Virginia pretty much spent the duration of the drive from Heathrow Airport into London city centre in silence. Euan was starting to feel like he had been hit by one of the red double-decker ( Read more... )

4.13. "Daniel, The Times called wanting a quote, Dr. Phil called offering his services, and E! called wanting to do a reality show about your family."
Ugly Betty

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[Follows THIS]Euan had never been so relieved something was over in his life. Except maybe that threesome with the two chicks who wanted to burn him and stick kitchen ( Read more... )

4.16. "I may not have a brain, but I have an idea."
Monsters vs Aliens

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[Follows THIS, THIS, THIS and THIS]Vee was still on the verge of panic after getting Ronnie's message regarding Matt. No amount of online chat with the older detective had helped to calm her down. She was going to need her partner, not Matt's. She had no idea ( Read more... )

14.1 "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams

Co-written with nychandcuffsDetective Virginia Stewart let out a contented sigh as she leaned back in her desk chair and put her feet up on the desk. Her half of the pizza had been polished off, and even a few donuts. She would no ( Read more... )

18.8.3. NeighboursWith a rough groan of irritation, Euan reached over and aggressively slapped off the trilling alarm clock on his bedside table. It copped such a slap that it went tumbling to the floor with a telltale crash, but at least it fell silent. Damnit. He was going to need to buy another alarm clock. Again. This was the fourth he had ( Read more... )